Man, Mr. Owl sure is sensitive about his name.
Such a sweet comment.
Swoozie is too funny
this should be given out 5 coupons per couple ……. have fun and enjoy
* can not be combine with any other sales ……..lol
Life Lesson 101: What to drink in public to look fucking crazy.
The Credible Hulk
I might not hate this “YOLO” thing as much as I do if it was this funny.
I have possessive cats.
Another year passes me by.
I feel myself growing older each day, not so much aging as I am decaying. Rotting, slowly, from the outside in.
Life is pain. Life is cruel. The moment you part from your mother’s womb, you are truly alone - trapped in the shall you call a body.
And yet we celebrate birth.
a mockery. A monument to my torment.
dude u gotta loosen up its ur birthday omg
wanna get high
story of my life.