thefrogman:

Man, Mr. Owl sure is sensitive about his name.

fyeahswoozie06:

Such a sweet comment.

minhojoon:

Swoozie is too funny

this should be given out 5 coupons per couple ……. have fun and enjoy 

* can not be combine with any other sales ……..lol

laughinacorner:

Life Lesson 101: What to drink in public to look fucking crazy.

jeffisageek:

The Credible Hulk

phazerblast:

I might not hate this “YOLO” thing as much as I do if it was this funny.

catversushuman:

I have possessive cats.

dorothy-cotton:

Another year passes me by.

I feel myself growing older each day, not so much aging as I am decaying. Rotting, slowly, from the outside in.

Life is pain. Life is cruel. The moment you part from your mother’s womb, you are truly alone - trapped in the shall you call a body.

And yet we celebrate birth.

Cake.

Candles.

a mockery. A monument to my torment.

dude u gotta loosen up its ur birthday omg

wanna get high

Perhaps.

katsmakeup:

My night.

theduty:

story of my life.

bird-internet:

[part 1]

[part 2]